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WONDER this in your FACE.My worst fear is about being smothered by balloons.
Yay for repentment.
Magnetic robots... hmm...
I said to BE the German teacher! Visualize!
Ponder YEA.My carpet is fuzzy OH GOD! SPIDER! *runs away*
*three hours and six episodes later*
GIVE ME THE SPONGE BACK!!!
Why does hair have to be so hairy!?
HAHAHA! TVs cant talk.
Theres a what living in my bed?
You cant fill it with cheese!
But peanut butter works.
I CAN watch paint dry. Heh.
GO PAINT GO!
Llama farms rule.
Im monna role around on my bed now.
No you cant fill beds with ketchup.
GET AWAY FROM THE RED!
Negative ghost rider.
LLAMA FARM TALE
On our llama farm, we dont ride horses.
Oh no, we ride llamas.
But the reason why we cant ride horses is
Because we eat pigs.
And llamas and pigs are natural enemies.
Thats why llamas eat ham.
Ham = dead pig.
They get revenge.
yeahhh. DADS HOME!
now for more spongebob.
Who said you cant eat mustard and ham?
Its mustard AND ham. Get it right.
Thinking thoughts...My TV remote is magical it turns on the TV! Woah. Neat.
WHERE DOES THE WATER COME FROM!?
Why do people stare when I make weird noises with my friends?
Or glomp (tackle hug) them
Or laugh as loud as we can
And scream about cliché vampire romance novels ?
Were all a little insane but I always make sense.
DONT QUESTION ME!
I think my brain just told me to hit you.
Wow, we have gangsters in my town?
(I live in cracker central of America.)
WADDAP, WAZZAPP yo hoime dog. Be shakin up in my hood NUU!
Cannibalism is frowned upon in most societies.
*Were all just a little bit racist*
Turtles are AMAZING. Lets go buy crabs.
Say something strange to someone and leave them to their thoughts.
Rub my nose, bleotch.
No, you cant eat my homework!
Red heads heh what?
OH NOES! Late night porn advertisements!! (GGW! No.)
And not thriller energy drink. Yummm *drinks coke*
Parenting for Sex AddictsThe half-day.
We are not those folks that need an occasion to try. And that’s what they call it, too. Trying. As if the very idea of it is taxing. It’s not taxing and we are not those people.
No. We do not go by some magical calendar. Schedules aren’t really our thing in general. That’d be too organized. Too stuffy. Too… I don’t know… too planned. And we’re not the type of people whom plan.
If we could—plan—our lives would be much different. I think. It’s hard to say because this is how we’ve always been.
Our very togetherness is a result of impulse. I’m almost certain that the amount of time it took us to decide to move in together was significantly shorter than the amount of time it took us to remember each other’s names. We might have had our first conversation moments after that first… what I mean to say is we didn’t plan. Because planning would have been much t
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